It's time to admit that you're not very good at making life decisions. It's probably because you're an idiot. We're going to take all that pressure off your poor stupid shoulders by surrendering total control to ME. I will tell you what to eat, what to wear, and how to live. I'm smarter than you and better than you at just about everything. Your life is going to improve dramatically under my control. You are going to be richer, hotter, healthier, and happier than you ever imagined. The first step is giving up and giving in to me. It will hurt, but I will make you a better man.