It's a hot summer day & I need to cool off and get wet! But before I can I need to protect my skin, of course. So I rub suntan oil on every inch of my pale skin in the hot sun. I take off my jean shorts and I'm sure to hit EVERY last bit of show skin making sure I don't get any funny tan lines on my butt! I also make sure to rub oil all over my boobs since they're practically hanging out of my teeny, tiny bikini