This is the story of a REAL LIFE SUGAR DADDY whom I've deduced into nothing but another of my shitpig wallets. It's sooooo cute how weak he is for me. My daddy loves it when I call him daddy and that, my dear readers, becomes his downfall. Watch, worship, and realize that you too - no matter how "alpha" you think you are, WILL become just another desperate wallet for me. And this is why. Come play with me, daddy... don't you wanna have some fun? Let's rock and roll...