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Alright, if you're such a BIG MAN then show me what you're working with! Since you seem a little shy, I want you to reach in your pants and jerk it so I can see it at its biggest size when you pull down your pants for me. Your online profile said it was really big, so I can't wait to see it. Show me. Wait...what is that? That is disgusting! You call that a monster? Maybe because it's so frighteningly small! It's freakishly tiny. I guess if I put a pink bow on it, it could be cute! Have you ever even had sex before? It's so gross! This is why tiny dick losers should never lie about their size.