So we're at a party and we meet... we go upstairs into a room... we're gonna fuck! We kiss a bit, you take off your pants and... I literally can't even. What is that? Were you overcircumsized? Accident? That's not a dick. That's an underwhelming clit. You and that little pathetic little nub between your legs thought you were gonna be enough to satisfy ME? I'm insulted... Add to cart to hear how you'll be insulted too, loser!