We all know I can be a bitch. Plus I'm hot, smart, funny, popular, and everything you're not. Let's cut to the chase: you hate Me. Every bit of you fills with anger when you see Me, a rage that you can't quite contain, but you'd be lying if you said I didn't turn you on. If I didn't drive your horny levels through the roof with my unfiltered sex appeal. So today, I'm going to make you hate Me even more, all while your hand helplessly pumps away. You curse My name as you jerk to Me. Hate Me all you want, but you're still My bitch.