You spend so much time with that hand around your cock, stroking endlessly up and down for me. It's time to try something new. It's time to explore a brand new way of getting off for me. I'll make it fun, and I'll ensure that you feel oh so good the whole time. Get out a vibrator. If you don't have one already, go online or find a sex store. Today you're going to make yourself cum in the same way I do: with a vibrator pulsing against the most sensitive part of your body, flooding every neuron with intense pleasure. You might think, vibrators are only for women. Wrong. Get ready for a new form of ecstasy, a new kind of orgasm. It'll feel better than you thought possible.