Oh wow! You came home early! Um yeah don't come any closer. Look, I know that when you come home from these trips we usually have sex but...well...you really don't satisfy me anymore. You never have, honestly. I do a much better job at satisfying myself than you ever could. You will NEVER fuck this pussy again. In fact, you will NEVER have sex again! You're married to me so you are not allowed to fuck anyone else OR yourself. But me? I'm going to fuck myself good. Right now in fact. And you have to stand there and watch me without touching yourself. Don't count your cards too lucky. You're not gonna even see this pussy.