To all my little premature ejaculators: I want to play a game with you. A game that we’ll both enjoy. It’s called Last or Pay…because you can’t last, and I can’t abide not being compensated for your considerable weakness. The more you can’t last, the more I get paid. Ready to play? Or, perhaps more accurately, do you think you can handle it? If you’re a really quick shooter…whoo, this might hurt a little. ;)