Sitting on my bed in my bra, cracking up laughing at your ridiculously small package: "What the fuck is that?!" I'll ridicule your sorry manhood and tell you to put it away. Though, I'll debate how you could use it for anything. Can you guess the tiny breath freshener I compare to your dick in relation to my long tongue? Of course, I'm not willing to hang around. Good luck with your tiny dick; I'm off to find a real man ;)