I just came home and I'm relaxing on the couch when I notices you…. You are one of those tiny people my friend was talking about. I stomp my big shoes to scare you and taunt you while I think of a use for you. I'm going to make you clean the bottom of my worn-out sneakers so I don't just crush you. Now clean both my shoes before I take them off. You almost get crushed under my sweaty socks. Wait till I take them off to wrap around your whole body before I make you to worship my dirty sweaty feet. Lick the cheese between my toes while I decide your fate. Let's do a size comparison, wait I remember what my buddy said about your kind. I heard just how great you taste….