April Showers

You are outside and you walk over to a chair or bench. After admiring the view, and nursing the bottle of water you brought, you proceed to nonchalantly empty your bladder wetting your panties, and skirt (or dress) . Once you have emptied your bladder, you stand up and inspect your dress and panties completely satisfied with what you have done. After walking away, a man stops you and you turn back toward him. He asks you how you got the spot on your dress, you desperately try to unsuccessfully convince him that you must have sat in something wet.