We've been friends for a while now and when you come over to order pizza, you slip up and let me know you were really hoping to "Netflix and chill". I'm not at all interested in you "in that way" so I laugh and try to play it off. But you push on, insisting that I put you in "the friend zone". Well this makes me laugh hysterically, because that is not a real thing. "The friend zone" is a made up concept from misogynistic incels who want to blame women for their own virginity. I humiliate you until you've learned your lesson completely.