A cigarette a day chases the blues away! That's right, pet! You adore watching Me smoke. The sight of the cigarette dangling from My fingertips, the way My lips curve into a smile, the way the silver smoke curls and dances through the air... It's the most beautiful sight you've ever seen. Nothing else matters. All other stress and worries... They just fade away. Replaced with rapturous joy. Replaced with pleasure. With happiness. I am your Smoking Queen. I am your happy thought. Every single day, you return to Me, eager to watch Me savor another sexy cigarette, eager to revel in My perfect beauty. As long as you have Me, you'll always be happy! Such a lucky boy!