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I'm fully half Irish and can imbibe like it! Everyone claims to have "a little Irish" this time of year, but I'm going to prove it while pushing your limits. I down seven shots of dark spiced *** like they're nothing - My speech doesn't slur and My coordination isn't affected at all! But you, on the other hand! With each sip, you become more and more under My spell, more eager to send Me money, and more eager to fulfill My every desire.