Y’all know I do not dance, hence me not being a stripper. But you know what, if I want to get better at it I actually have to practice. So here I am... practicing AND farting my ass off. I want you to get off while watching me bounce my ass around. I think my cheeks actually clapped at one point... I don’t know though, you’ll have to see if you caught it. There’s nothing sexier than watching a tall, brown goddess shake her ass and let out egg-scented farts...but don’t take my word for it, see for yourself!