Today I got my favorite pizza ever!! From my favorite pizza place! Extra pepperoni, extra cheese, black olives and yellow onions. My lactose intolerant ass knew I shouldn't have been eating that much damn cheese. I can't help myself though. It's so tasty!! Here is a short clip of the explosive aftermath. And it's a lot more where this came from!! Come enjoy the dramatic music of my plump ass after I have eaten almost an entire pizza to myself.