I had a few too many beers at a party at my friend's house tonight, and now I really gotta pee! The bathroom is occupied, so being the wild girl that I am, I climb on top of the pool table, strip totally naked, and do my business on there! LOL I take a huge leak on my friend's pool table and it leaves a giant puddle. My friend (who owns the house and pool table) comes out of the bathroom and is furious with me for peeing on his pool table! Oops! Well, he shouldn't have been in the bathroom so long!