My friend pissed me off, so I'm going to piss on something of his-his laptop, as a matter of fact! LOL He's going to turn it on and wonder why it's not turning on and I'm going to have to try so hard not to laugh! I take his laptop into the shower and piss all over it. I piss on the keyboard, the screen, everything! I get it completely drenched with my pee. He'll learn not to mess with me again! LOL