Here's a really funny Steve Martin quote I stumbled across the other day: "Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them." This is so true, even if you're a girl. That's why we all enjoy porn so much (male or female), there are no strings attached, it's uncomplicated and satisfying at the same time. Or, as Woody Allen put it, "don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love." I rest my case.