You're a submissive bitch that somehow happened to get a girlfriend, but there is something lacking in the bedroom. You're not quite sure what it is and you're desperate for help. Thankfully, you have me. I am going to give you the advice you need to truly blow her mind and bring excitement back to the bedroom. As long as you listen to me, all your inadequacies will be an afterthought. You will learn an important lesson that you can carry with you for the rest of your pathetic life, which means there is hope for you after all. Pay attention.