I’m resting on my bed, in my beautiful floral silk pyjamas. But you’ve sneaked in, to watch me! It’s a shock to suddenly spot you there, but once I’ve got used to the idea, I’m rather pleased that you seem to feel the same way I do about wonderful soft, shiny, clothing like my PJs. I can’t help teasing you by running my hands over my silk-clad body, asking whether you’d like to do the same. And if you would, what *else* you’d enjoy doing? I have some ideas….