It's real simple loser, you don't deserve anything better than that. You know it yourself, deep down, that your worth is of a slug, desperately trying to reach their comfort zone while pathetically crawling. And here it is, not my lovely titties, not my legs ass or juicy pussy, no, tonight you'll be drooling over a different kind of wet crevice - my hairy pits. Dig in, loser, it's the best you'll ever get.