I know how much you love My ass in these little tiny jean short shorts and how you haven't been able to stop thinking about it since the moment that you saw Me in the super market, right when you were standing next to your boring, dowdy wife. Little does she know that you were sneaking off to jerk it in the bathroom when you told her that you were going to get the milk. Jerking it to a woman who would never even give you a second glance, unless it's a look of pity or disgust.. you really are pathetic, aren't you?!