I have a tendency to spread my ass cheeks when I fart. I like to show off my asshole as it winks in anticipation and then opens when my fart comes out. However, I've been told that my farts will be louder and sound bigger if I squish instead of spread my cheeks. So, I wanted to test this idea. This clip is full of farts so that you can decide for yourself what sounds best: stood up, sat down, bent over, panties, not panties, squished cheeks, or no hands at all. I've cut out most of the bits in between explosions so that you don't have to wait long in between each comparison. Instead you just get fart after fart specially released just for you to enjoy. The only question is, will you be able to pick a favorite? Clip contains: lots of loud and rumbly farts - gassy releases - no airy farts due to no ass cheek spreading - testing the sound of my farts in various positions