There's a party in my pantalones and you're invited! I'm having a Cinco de Mayo fiesta like no other American, and I'd love for you to come down and visit south of my border! Don't be like Speedy Gonzales, take off your sombrero and let's enjoy an evening that goes from a slow burn to a raging inferno of passion! I'll give you a shot of something even better than tequila and it's sure to get your heart hopping faster than a Mexican jumping bean. I can satisfy your spiciest cravings because I pack more heat than a habanero and I'll leave you wanting mas ass! I want you to stuff my taco and cover my nachos with your spicy sauce. I may even let you take a bite of my bulging burrito!