It’s mortifying, how you’ve gotten to this point in your life while still hanging on to that pathetic virginity. But, believe it or not, it’s not actually as shameful as you think. See, I deal with a lot of pathetic virgins in this line of work, and I’ve noticed that you aren’t quite like them. At the core of your very self, you aren’t unlovable. You’re just misguided. You’re not a virgin because no woman would deign to fuck you. You’re a virgin because you don’t WANT to fuck a woman. You want a man, a big strong man with a hard cock. Admitting that is the first step to finally getting rid of that virginity.