Wondering what I mean by this? As always, I mean exactly as I say, "Send her away." Summer is here so why not do something nice for dumb little wife? Let's pretend to be nice to her. Send her away to somewhere off season. Send her some place cheap. Spring it on her during a week where you know her calendar is empty and she has nothing to do anyway. Get her out of the house and away on a vacation while you stay at home pretending to be a doting husband. When really, you'll be following the directions within on what you'll actually be getting up to and spending on lavishly while she's unsuspecting on her discount vacation.... ME of course!