I called you into My office this morning to discuss an issue that has been brought to My attention. Do you have any idea what that could be? Mhmm…? Well it seems you have been making our female employees rather uncomfortable with your staring when they wear their pantyhose. It also seems that you have been looking at pantyhose porn on your work computer. Now, this will need to be addressed with some punishment, as you may presume. Come back to My office later this afternoon for your punishment.