It’s a dry day so I’m out for a village walk. I’m wearing my blue jumper, matching blue denim jacket and for a special treat I have on my trusty pair of pastel coloured jeans. I really enjoying wearing them when I have drank a lot of tea and my bladder is full because their light colour really shows up any wet stains that might occur ;) I’m planning on reaching the park before I relieve myself, but I only get as far as the end of a cul-de-sac before before realising I can’t hold it any longer. I lean against a bollard and send out a gushing waterfall without even pulling my jeans down. It’s not like I can slide them down…after all, I’m practically in somebody’s garden. And there are people passing by constantly. Well, my jeans are now definitely stained, in fact they're soaked. Have the passers-by noticed? I don’t know, but one thing’s for sure…it’s not such a dry day now!