Well happy Cinco de Spitto day. It's the 5th of May. Tequila? Blahhh. A shot? Blahhhh. On the 5th of May we celebrate with warm, thick, wet, Lance saliva. Actually maybe I will have a shot....OF LANCE'S saliva! Hahaha! Who wants a shot of Lance's saliva? Show of hands please? (everyone raising their hands). He's here with his hunky muscles, those washboards abs and those perfectly round pecs with pierced nipples. My oh my! Where was I? I was so distracted by...oh yes! His luscious spit. Lance effortlessly hurls these thick, heavy, globs of his spit onto the mirror. His spit has so much thickness and volume it just runs down the mirror in long thick streams.