INCLUDING SUCH GREAT HITS AS... The Summoning of Faphomet: KLAATU BARADA NIK-uhhh So you're bored one a Saturday night and wanna summon a sex demon huh? Well you must have fucked up somewhere along the way because instead of the slutty succubus you were expecting, you've wound up with Faphomet, a techno demon sent to tease and torment men who just can't seem to full dedicate themselves to summoning one of those other bitches. No, she won't fuck you (you gotta get those summon words right, buddy), but she's already her so she will ride the tongue of a demon she took as a trophy in her last bar brawl. You watch as she unsnaps her demonic lingerie with ease & launching is into fucking herself as deeply as possible with some poor losers fat tongue until she finally explodes in orgasm. The Summoning of Faphomet: Techno-demon tease So you've accidentally summon the wrong demon and she's not willing to bow down and bang you because you fucked up your spell, but don't touch that dial now, we're just getting started... Popping right in front of you on your would-be-demon-banging-bed she starts to slowly strip out of her top to show her big demonic boobs to you before leaning back, unsnapping her soft red lingerie & playing with her tight holes for your viewing pleasure. She gets so wet it's audible and as you watch you notice you can't move or look away even though something fucky is surely afoot. The Summoning of Faphomet: One HELL of a blow job After using her long, nimble fingers to please & tease her tight slit, Faphomet isn't done with you yet! She's grabs her crucifix dildo out of her lovely bag of tricks & goes to town sloppy sucking it with spit dripping down her chin like she's drooling over the next soul she gets to torment, all while sucking on a cigarette. She finishes off her smoke break of blowing & showing her appreciation of Jesus: Ancient Chill Dude by fucking her big tits, squishing them against the dildo as best she can and let the drool do the rest of the work as she pumps someone else's lord and savior in between her awesome titties. The Summoning of Faphomet: Found in pop-pop's collection Life is a bitch and then you fuck off to the wild blue yonder, as your dear pop-pop found out not too long ago. Keeled over from a heart attack at the ripe age of 100 and left you a big, mysterious box. You rummage through and discover, minus one VHS, it all seems to be some really raunchy porn. Knowing you're about to find something bizarre at best, but not being able to resist your own curiosity you spend your week trying to find something to play this stupid tape and finally succeed. You pop it in and as the screen powers on and lights up, you're surprised (and secretly excited) to see some big titty horned chick displayed on the glowing glass. The tape continues to play and your fixated, almost trapped in your spot as the recorded demoness strips out of her tight clothing and starts oiling her tight body from top to bottom. Glistening like a shining star, she starts to play with her evil pussy, eventually sticking in her hole hand! She moves on to more fun self-torurin' types as the video rolls and by the end you're left with your throbbing cock in your hand & covered in your own spunk. The techno-demoness Faphomet has struck with her lusty ways once again! The Summoning of Faphomet: A loving flip off farewell Well, with your mistake of being a complete and utter dumbass to try and summon a sex demon to begin with, let alone expect one to fuck you on command comes along one last surprise. After satisfying her insatiable lust for fucking herself, Faphomet has had just about enough your pathetic sniveling about how she won't crawl up on top of your gross dick. She lights up a long, white cigarette & starts puffing away as she flips you off again and again, ignoring your very obvious presence in favor of her phone. She blows out thick clouds of smoke, never really focusing on your longer than it takes to make sure you can see her disdain, scrolling endlessly & sending a few demonic texts here and there.