Your Gorgeous Boss has called you in for your employee review. Your track record is perfect, and on paper, you seem like you can hang with the Big Boys in the executive office. She has one final requirement for such a coveted position... "That's ALL you're working with?! Wow, I was really rooting for you. Tell you what, I'll give you a chance. Stroke it to show me how big you can get. After all, every man in this building wants to fuck me. I've seen you staring at my ass when I walk by your sad little cubicle. Come on, stroke harder!! What a sad waste of time this was. I'm afraid you're not qualified for the promotion. In fact, I'm DEMOTING you immediately."