Thanks for inviting me to the swinger's party, honey. Although you wanted us to go in order to "spice up" our love life, the exact opposite happened. I got my first experience with big dicks and I realized that your small dick is not going to cut it. In fact, I am outraged that I've put up with it for so long. Big dicks are the way to go and I refuse to fuck any man without one. This means I'm leaving you. A woman as hot as me should always be hooking up with well endowed men, not little shrimp dick losers like you. See you later, honey! I'm on to BIGGER and better things and you're going to be alone... forever.