Wake up, loser. Its time we play a new game to completely humiliate you. Your new assignment is to be my live-in toilet slave where you'll spend the rest of your life consuming my waste! You're not worthy of a normal life; You're worthless, stupid, pathetic, and its about time you are given a task that is equal to your worth on this planet. You'll spend your days and nights locked in my bathroom. You'll be deprived of entertainment, contact with the outside world, and I'm even going to keep you in the dark. The only human contact you'll get is when I come in to relieve myself, during which I will pretend you are no more human that a porcelain toilet. Welcome to your new life.