You are such a nasty, disgusting little one. Always piddling everywhere... you can't hold your bladder for more than 30 seconds. You make me wish I never agreed to take on a little rugrat. I thought you were going to be soooo sweet and cuddly and CUTE, but instead you SMELL, your diaper is CONSTANTLY leaking, and worst of all, you're the ugliest tot I've ever seen. You make Momma Clown VERY disappointed in her life choices... YUCK. Let's get your diaper changed and clean clothes on you. You're a leaky shame to the circus.