It's been so long since you've felt the inside of a woman that you've nearly forgotten what it feels like. You're sexually frustrated, yet there is nothing you can do about it. Women don't like you. They don't want to fuck you and you get rejected by them on a weekly basis. In my opinion, this makes you a born-again virgin. How PATHETIC! Your sexual frustration is building every day and it's time to let out that rage with some angry jerk off instructions from yours truly. I am happy to tease you with everything you'll never have. In fact, I love it. Get ready to do some angry stroking, LOSER.