I know that dick you have is a tricky dicky isn't it hunny? It always lets you down, under performs and ruins every moment you have. When was the last time you got laid or have you even been laid virgin? Of course, I understand with a tricky dicky like that it's hard to make the move or even try, the fear of the rejection and humiliation is just too much so instead of trying you sit at home wanking. Even if you get the confidence to pay someone for sex that dick probably wouldn't even get hard or with the help of Viagra it might last two minutes! So unsatisfactory, so funny and embarrassing for you. It's better to stay at home and be in control of the humiliation you receive isn't it, it's better to jerk your dick to me instead of being laughed at by a stranger hunny so do it, jerk to me and see what that tricky dicky does!