Oh no. What are you doing here? You see, I was supposed to get a puppy today. But they sent me you instead! What a rip off. Well, I have no room for another slave in my life. So I guess you’ll have to be my new puppy! I already bought all the dog food and toys for a real puppy. So that’s all you’ll have to eat and play with. Now get down on your knees like a good puppy. Wag that little tail, bitch.