You know what's selfish? sexualizing women and fucking your hand. I'm going to make sure you remember what you're really good for, how you can really please me : with CASH. Open up a tribute window like a good boy, I'm going to let you hump your hand for me, but only when you send me a tribute, see, that way it's not selfish, that way you are pleasuring me while you handfuck yourself into oblivion.