Some people go to church, but your church is right here on my body. Get on your knees and pray to your God…my asshole. Yep, that’s right…your entire existence is centered around my asshole. You will pray to it daily. You will thank my asshole for life and every breathe you take. You live to worship my asshole. You will jerk your cock to my asshole only. All others are false idols…my asshole is your TRUE GOD.