You’re trapped in a permanent state of wanting, in both senses of the word: you’re found wanting, and you want but do not get. With that in mind, I decided to dedicate a clip to you. Aren’t you lucky? When was the last time a supremely sensuous woman like me took mercy on a little-dicked loser like you? Don’t get your hopes too high, though. I’m not rescuing you from that state of wanting. I’m still going to let you know how much I find you wanting, and by the end of this you’ll be wanting something very, very badly. In fact, it might be better for you to not buy this at all. Oh, what am I saying? Of course you’re going to buy it, no matter how small, pathetic, and unsatisfied you’ll feel afterward. You’re just too desperate to say no.