You're average size. Your penis is right in the middle of the size spectrum: not huge, but it's certainly bigger than a micropenis. Your dick is unremarkable. Totally normal. And because of this, you feel like you're off the hook when it comes to small penis humiliation. You think my words of SPH degradation don't apply to you, because you're not tiny. You're not utterly laughable. You're simply average. Think again. Average is too small to please. Average can't even begin to compete, and you know what? Average is even worse than tiny. I'll tell you exactly why.