Isn't it so embarrassing that my confetti cock is so much bigger than yours?! My clowny dick can please a woman in ways yours can't. I can stretch a wet pussy and boy-pussies alike. It must be so humiliating to be emasculated by a clown! Your tiny Circus peanut is like a fraction of the size of my big dick. Your itty bitty dicky is useless to women! How do you even masturbate?!