The big man on campus is here. They sexy athlete Jack came over to hang out and I got him to do some in the mirror spitting for us all to watch. He's always spitting on the field during a game. He's good at working up copious amounts of heaping spit globs that hit the mirror and run down in thick streams. He turns the mirror into this artistic wet mess of Jack saliva. The bathroom was full of the smell of his spit. Who wants to clean the mirror with their tongue? Show of hands?