Okay, so, catch this; my son's girlfriend is a fucking HOARDER. She always leaves my home messy, AS FUCK. I've had enough! I make this very clear several times, but I guess words aren't efficient enough. So, it's time to show her who's running this place! This dirty girl left her fucking fuck-toys laying around -- and, guess what? I decided to use them. Yeah, that's correct. If she wants to play, I can TOTALLY play. I show off all three toys and taunt her about how dumb she is for leaving them out. Next, I slowly shove one in my mouth, having my way with it. Then, I get super SLOPPY and (finally) come up for air. At that point, I felt it was time for the awesome stuff: TITTY-FUCKING! Mind you, I mounted one of her toys to my fuck-machine, with absolutely no regard for how she felt about the situation. Her toys ended up covered in my saliva, oil, lube and boob-sweat; it was all over them! Hah, I bet next time she will think twice before being a slob.