It’s a truth that straights either don’t know or don’t want to admit: gays have way, way more fun. Trust me, I speak from experience. I used to think I was straight. Then I thought I was bi. Now I can admit that I’m a big fucking dyke, and the life I have now—the sex I have now—is twenty times better. You know it’s true. You buy these clips not because of my sexy body but because you want the permission to fantasize about what a big, thick cock could do to you if you weren’t so hellbent on being “straight.” Imagine all the fun you could have if you just gave in. So admit what a big fucking fag you are and get started.