I’m glad you are home sweetie. I wanted to talk to you about our relationship. I feel like we have been growing apart lately and we have been all stressed out and fighting a lot, and I don’t want to grow apart, I want us to be closer. I was talking to my friend and she told me about this new technique that is supposed to build our trust and bring us closer. She said it worked for and her husband and they are so happy now. Do you want to try it? Do you trust me? Because this is not going to work if you don’t. I trust you completely baby. All you have to do is have a toast with me. Do you feel anything? Don’t worry it is not going to hurt you silly. Are you starting to feel funny? Hold on honey, I think it is working. Don’t be mad, it is part of the new treatment. You shrink and I put you in my throat and swallow you. And then I spit you back out and give you a potion to bring you back. Just hold still, don’t run away. I thought you trusted me. Don’t you love me? This technique is supposed to unite us, mind, body, and spirit. Just relax, I am going to swallow you now. Oh, no! Stop moving around, you are hurting me and I am going to loose you in my body. I can’t gag, it is not working! I can’t go to the hospital, I can’t call the police. Just relax, this is going to make us closer together. Just trust me.