I am hosting a giant party tonight, a night filled with laughter, decadence, and wanton pleasure! Everyone who's anyone is going to be there! The rich, the powerful, the elegant. It shall be a night to remember! And as My slave, I have a very important task for you! You're going to be My human urinal! Porcelain is too common for My guests, and that's where you come in. Your job is to kneel on the ground, your mouth open wide, waiting patiently for any man to walk up and partake in your services! Of course, if any woman wishes to use you, she may. But I forsee dozens upon dozens of cocks in your future, soaked in a golden river. This is all you're good for, pet. My new human urinal!