I was just minding my own business and looking at the perfume in a store, when you (a cop) come and accuse me of stealing. I flirt with you a bit, trying to get out of it, but you don't give up. I decide to cast a spell on you, turning you into your true form: A big, fat sow. I make fun of you as you lose your dick and your humanity. When your transformation is complete, I threaten to cook up some bacon made from you unless you get out of my sight.